Star date 1003.07

Paris Hilton--now here is a trainwreck! Seems our fav rich little "ho is in for some possible jail time. Seems Paris had her head up her--choose an orifice--and was driving intoxicated and on a suspended license. It is a breach of her parole! What to do? What to do? I say put her in stir and give her to "Big Bertha" and let her learn a whole new meaning to "the simple life". Maybe for entertainment they will show "A Night In Paris". Stop it, it is just to funny for words.

CHUQ