04 February 2008

The Assie Award

The count is in and we have a winner. May I have a drum roll, please? Have a month of voting, the count is finished and the winner has been determined and my loyal readers I would like to thank for their participation, it is much appreciated.

The first runner up is the statement by No. 6 which was:


6--The last is a statement by Pres Bush. when analyzing the healthcare proposals of the democratic candidates. He said:

"they are trying to FEDERALIZE the health care system". I believe the word he was looking for was "socialize".

And now for the moment we have been building to all evening. And now the winner of the 2007 Assie Award is: (trumpet fan fare)

4--On MSNBC an anthropology professor said while analyzing Sen Craig behavior in an airport restroom said:

"First it is not about gay sex. It is about two men approaching each for man on man sex."


To everyone who voted, I would like to thank you. And I look forward to this year and the idiotic statements made by those we trust to do the right thing.

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