Weekly News UpDate

From now until the end of the primary season there will be little worthless news, for a change. This is the slim pickings from the past week.

Worthless News
Mississippi blues
A Quart of Booze
Onto The Ooze


1--Africa is on fire again, Kenyan politics is to blame this time.

2--Missing snowmobilers found--do these morons every watch the weather channel?

3--Yet more bad weathe, a trainwreck, a car chase, a car crash, more missing women...and a partridge in a pear tree.

4--Here is "who gives a rat's ass" report--T. Cruise may be the #2 person in scientology.

5--For all the comix geeks--Spidey is getting a divorce from MJ.

6--Jaime lynn Spears has been dumped by her boyfriend and now he wants a paternity test on the baby--Apples do not fall far from the tree, huh? Does that mean she is bumpin' ugly with everyone?

Enough is enough! time to pass on to the next day--bye!