Anal-ocity

I have found another candidate for the ASSIE AWARD to be given by me every year. This quote is from the Miss Teen Pageant from the the young lady representing South Carolina.

When asked why some in the US do not have much knowledge of geography, her answer was:

"Personally I believe that it is because that in the USA some do not have access to maps".

First of all, I did realize there was a shortage of maps. Second, she is 17 yrs old and that would make her a product of the Bush education policies. "Nuff said?


Please feel free to to add to the list of anal statements made by people--your input will be greatly appreciated.