Weekly News UpDate

After the influx of caffeine and the lack of sleep brings me to the Professor's fav thing to do on a Sunday--the UPDATE!

I MAY BE A MUSE, BUT BELIEVE ME, THIS IS NEWS YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY USE!


1--A teen in NJ has broken the IPhone code and unlocked it. hat should be worth a couple of bucks.

2--Britney accused of child abuse by ex--Lohan caught having sex in bathroom at rehab center. A horny and messed up bunch of f*ckers!

3--Another cop was killed while escorting the Pres limo--I think I would tell Bambi to hitch his way to wherever he was going.

4--Queen Of Mean, Hemsley, craps out and leaves dog $12 million. I got nothing!

5--Brazil will start covering sex change ops on their health system. (thinking.......)

6--V^T still in news--this time they were negligent in the deaths of students. what will the next chapter hold?

7--Chemical agents found at UN offices--they were from Iraq--SEE! They told us they were planning to attack the US. NOW!

8--A medicated mom lets 5 yr drive car. He probably was better than most in my area.

9--The recess game of TAG has been outlawed in Colorado--What is next--playing doctor?


Well sports fans that is it for this Sunday and I sincerely hope it has amused. See you next week--Until then--see ya in the funny papers!