08 July 2007

Weekly News UpDate

It is Sunday again and I will give you my weekly news update.

All the news that will make you ooze!

1--speaking of ooze! Have you seen the new FDA approved diet pill? Here are the side effects:
Alli

The treatment effects may include gas with oily spotting, loose stools, and more frequent stools that may be hard to control.

So I suggest if you are taking the new diet pill, Alli, then you should waer dark pants. (thinking...thinking) Does it work? You bet, with all the farting and crapping, you do not have time to eat.

2--Remember that guy who had TB? He still has TB!

3--That Jeep Cherokee is still burning in Scotland.

4--The Swiss team won the Americ's Cup. (thinking...thinking) The Swiss Team? Just how many sailing yachts are there in Switzerland?

5--Al Gore's son got pooped for drugs--he is 24 and an adult--yawn! it is his prob, not the world's.

6--Oh yeah! It is raining in texas.

7--my last one is, the Zig-Zag cigarette papers have a new product. Zig-Zag Lites. Just how many calories are there in a rolling paper?

To all have a week--tune in next week--same Bat time--same Bat channel!


CHUQ

4 comments:

tumbleweed said...

I guess I'll pass on the diet.I don't need to lose weight that bad.Zig-Zag Lites soumds cool though.They might come in handy if I decide to go on a diet.I could carry them around in my pocket and nobody would know I had a leaky butt.

CHUQ said...

the sad part is that there are those who desire to be or stay thin so they will put up with the leaky butt!

Meme said...

where oh where did my long, witty post go? I fear it is lost in cyberspace!

CHUQ said...

Syria did it!

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