01 July 2007

Weekly News RoundUp

Once again it is Sunday and time from the news roundup. all the news that makes you reach for booze.


1--City of SF has banned bottled water in city admin, stating environmental concerns.

2--There are wildfires burning in Alaska. When was the last time you heard that report? Climate change? No, it just all those cows farting!

3--This past week, Bush et al filmed the White House Xmas special--(thinking...thinking...) I got nothing!

4--The maker of Trojan Condums is in trouble for their add featuring men as pigs....was it misleading? Was it inaccurate? Where's the prob?

5--A new poll shows F. thompson with 25% approval---he still is not a candidate! Americans are just crazy!

6--D.C. judges looses his pants--AGAIN! The court found in favor of the cleaners and the judge was ordered to pay their legal bills. $54 million for a pair of pants--I am still working on that--how did something so moronic make it to court--a waste of time and funds.

7--It is released! No you dipstick not the blonde bimbo, the IPhone! The rush is on and I hear there are already units on ebay.

8--OK, For the mentally challenged! Paris is out of jail! Larry king bumped Michael Moore so he could interview the bitch. you know she has more to say the Moore. BTW, Wolf on CNN's Situation room was talking with Bill Cosby about racism and inner city violence when he was cut off to show Paris arriving at the studio for the King show. Even Anerson Cooper did an hour on the blonde--CNN--all the news you can use. HA!

9--My fav story of the week was--the japanese little dude that wins all the eating contests has had to withdraw from some, for now.........it seems he has jaw arthiritis..........I cannot make this shit up!


Now that did not hurt, did it? Have A Day!


CHUQ

3 comments:

Meme said...

Wow... It was a good week for comments, huh?

**SF and bottled water** - They say more than a billion are left in landfills every year and the making, transporting and disposing of them has an environmental impact. I suppose those statements are true. What ever happened to putting water in a reusable container, or am I too old fashioned?
LOL... Just a thought!

**Wildfires in Alaska** I found a good article about these wildfires here http://www.climate.org/topics/climate/impacts_na_alaska-wildfires.shtml They are saying that it is climate change issues that caused these fires. Not that I had any doubt, but still, a good article all in all.

**Bush and idiots film Christmas special** I thought too, and came up with... nothing... LOL

**Trojan condoms** "Evolve. Use a condom every time." is their slogan... hmm, interesting, and I guess CBS and FOX both declined to air the commercial.. Gee, all this time I thought FOX was fair and balanced.(sorry, couldn't resist! lol)

**Fred Thompson** Americans don't always try to learn about things they do not understand, do they?

**Judge loses pants** This story has been incredibly stupid since the beginning. It is no wonder the US is known for the stupidity of our lawsuits. (pun intended, lol) I'm glad to hear that this idiot has to pay the legal fees, but what about everything else these business owners lost because of it?

**IPhone** Seems there is a craze, and from what I have seen, it has a lot of bells and whistles. Looks interesting, altho I don't even use a regular cell phone, but I can understand that for some, this would be a very helpful bit of technology.

**Paris out of jail** I liked the world just fine before I had ever heard of her. The attention she has gotten, in light of more serious news matter, should show that the average American has brains the size of a pea... I rescind that, that would be too much credit! I can say that I was VERY disappointed in Larry King's decision to air her instead of Micheal Moore and for Wolf to interrupt Cosby is pathetic, as well. No wonder this blonde, spoiled thing thinks she is "IT", they all reinforce this!

**Jaw Arthritis** This guy says he has arthritis of the jaw "because of improperly grown wisdom teeth and years of intensive training for competitive eating" All I can say is this, there isn't anything you could do about the teeth growing in as they did, but why would you want to suffer life long pain to be a champion eater? It just doesn't make sense to me!

Thanks, Chuq, for another great "weekly news roundup", I do enjoy these!

CHUQ said...

Marie, thanx it is one of my fav too. I wish more people would comment as you do, it makes it a lot ,ore fun. Thanx again.

Meme said...

I do enjoy going over it one by one, it is something to look forward to each week, thanks!

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