Weekly News UpDate

It is another Sunday and a day with joy, peace and......that is all total BS!

I CHECKED WITH MY MUSE
HERE IS THE MOST WORTHLESS NEWS.


1--Another marathon runner drops dead while running. Eat well, stay fit and die anyway.

2--Pakistani lawyers throwin rocks while dressed in Aramani suits.

3--Writers go out on strike (no TV for awhile), stage hands go out on strike (no broadway shows for awhile).

4--Teen tries to hire hit man to kill parents because they took away vid games.

5--Some guy invented a washing machine for dogs. I hear P.E.T.A. coming!

6--Singer Rhianna was asked to leave a resturant because her dress was too revealing. Have you seen her? what kinda moron would not want to look at her?

7--Biologists discover a clam at the bottom of the ocean that is 405 years old. Was it something he ate?

Well sports fans, that is about all there is for news you cannot use. May you have a joyous day filled with love and.........yada, yada, yada.