Another anal-ocity

If you remember I started this section to find the most assinine or anal statement, to be considered for an award at the end of the year. Please submit any statement or quote that you think would be anal.

The one I chose for this week comes from the court proceedings of one Paris Hilton. I am sure that everyone knows what has transpired in the last week, if not please send address for I will move there tomorrow.

When order back to jail in her last court appearance she threw a tantrum and yelled.

"IT'S NOT FAIR!"


Not fair? If she was searching for sympathy, may I suggest she go to a Webster's--she will find sympathy --between Shit and Syphillis! Enough said? I think so!

CHUQ