03 June 2007

Weekly News RoundUp

All the news you cannot use! It has been a pretty good week for CRAP!

Firecrotch, Lindsey Lohan got nailed for DUI and possibly Coke. No not the soft drink! Anyway, she is in Rehab. What kind of rehab lets you go shopping, partying, and such? They are just places "celebs" go to hide.

Residents of S. Florida are concerned with a 4 foot 80 lb lizard that is on the loose and threatened some locals--thinking...thinking...wait a f*cking minute, they feel somehow threatened by this lizard and they live with 12 ft. gators and snakes the size of SUVs.

A new museum opens in Kentucky, the Creation Museum, where man and dinos are together and even dinos on the ark. I cannot make this stuff up!

Atlanta QB is in the middle of a dog fighting investigation in VA. If you are a magnet for bad PR, why would you be involved in a felony like dog fighting?

Dr. death, Kevorkian, has been released from prison. May I suggest that the Bush Admin give him a call. His way is a lot quicker than their way.

Did you know that they found residual amounts of Cocaine and weed in the air in Rome? You mean all I have to do is breathe? My planes leaves in 2 hours.

Before I call it a day--Did you hear the one about the guy with TB? If you have not--where do you live, I want to move there!

May you have a very Brady day!



MemeMarie said...

Ahh... good 'ol Sunday News RoundUp

I confess that I haven't really been keeping a close eye on the news lately... I go between times of watching it non stop, then not much...

*Lindsay - I don't know why they call it rehab either, if they can't do the "real deal" it shouldn't be assumed it is rehab. Like the jail time for our other "celeb" it is more like a vacation, with the added novelty of press coverage.

*Florida - I spent enough time in Fl to realize that the south is fully of nasty "varmints"... I agree with you, why would they feel threatened by this latest lizard? LOL

*Creation Museum - If I didn't know you to be an honest person, I would have most assuredly thought you made that one up, ha ha

*Atlanta QB - stupidity knows no bounds, eh?

*Dr. Kevorkian - got a laugh off CNN about this story yesterday, they were advertising (Larry King?) and saying that Dr. Death was released from jail ... "Will he kill again?"... wait a minute, he calls it assisted suicide, they call it killing, wonder what the old Dr. thinks of their title? If I were him and had thought of it as assisted suicide and not killing, I might not give them a very good interview, based on their "kill again?" advertisement.

*Rome - I seriously did not hear this story, but how about the island natives take a 3 hour tour, a 3 hour tour? Seems we could get some sort of discount rate! lol

*TB- that's all I'll say, otherwise I feel everyone has heard enough!

A very Brady day? LOL - that's not exactly the day I'm having so far, but as usual... loved the news roundup, Professor..

Have a great day! (or what's left of it!)

CHUQ said...

Meme--thanx and I try to give everyone "all the news, they cannot use". Iglad you enjoyed and thanx for the visits.

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