Weekly News UpDate

Time for the news that is as worthless as tits on a boar. These are the news stories that were on the national media show on cable.

1--More kids killing family members

2--More fires in California

3--More crappy weather, tornadoes

4--EOS Airlines going bankrupt

5--10 month old baby was issued a gun permit

6--Fla. teacher arrested for the 3rd time for having sex with students--not same student

7--Mayor in Chile gives men over 60 Viagra for free--a re-election ploy

8--Another surfer dies from shark attack

9--Some moron tries to cash $360 billion forged check--he was caught--ya think?

THat is all the news you cannot use--Peace Out!