Professor's News UpDate

This is the most worthless crap available on the news.

1--Earthquake in Greece

2--Floods in the Midwest--Iowa, Wisconsin, Missouri, etc

3--Did you know that Tarzan's co-star Cheetah is 76 yrs old and still alive?

4--Yet more plane and auto crashes

5--Yet more missing kids.

6--PT Cruiser convertible will be dis continued--why?--it was too gays for even gays to buy.

7--Yawn! More Calif. fires--is that news or just the same story...month after month.

There it is --the news no can could possibly use.