Professor's News UpDate

This is the most worthless crap available on the news.

1--Earthquake in Greece

2--Floods in the Midwest--Iowa, Wisconsin, Missouri, etc

3--Did you know that Tarzan's co-star Cheetah is 76 yrs old and still alive?

4--Yet more plane and auto crashes

5--Yet more missing kids.

6--PT Cruiser convertible will be dis continued--why?--it was too gays for even gays to buy.

7--Yawn! More Calif. fires--is that news or just the same story...month after month.

There it is --the news no can could possibly use.

Weekly News UpDate

Just in case you missed the absolutely worthless info that mainstream media had to offer.


1--Yawn! More auto crashes, chases and whatever else one can do in a car.

2--2 guys rob a 7-11 wear ladies thing underwear on their heads---but were they clean?

3--Do you really care that Brad-gelina are having twins?

4--Fired in Kansas, Los Angeles, Sacrament

5--And yet more sh*tty weather--rain, wind and tornadoes

6--and other assorted worthless bullsh*t that absolutely NO one cares about....

Weekly News UpDate

The most worthless news anywhere on the cable news...or anywhere point! In the last week these stories have made up a significant part of the broadcasts.....why?

1--More bus, auto and plane crashes

2--Wild fires in Florida

3--Town in Vermont will no longer allow nudity...Brattleboro...I believe

4--Drag queen robs a New Orleans Burger King

5--Washington coffee shop uses women in bikinis or less to serve the java----(my planes leaves at 0835 hrs.)

6--Guess what more fires in California

7--More really sh*tty weather across mid part of country

Ya happy? That is all the news you could never use....peace.....out!

Weekly News UpDate

Politics got interesting, more dynamite he said, she said, he said......but DAMN!........

The following is the news that absolutely no one could possible use.


1--Who cares where Jenna and boy toy will live?

2--Earthquake in China--1000's dead----More dead in Burma

3--More fires

4--more cops caught being stupid on tape---maybe they should think before the react

5--Robt. Modavi, winemaker, dies--no--not from liver damage--he was 94

6--Polar bears put on endangered species list

7--Calif. Supreme Court overturns ban on gay marraige

8--Another preacher caught i a sex sting--this one thought he was gonna be humping a 13 yr old

9--And as usual, more plane, car and train wrecks

There it be....not any thing one could possibly give a crap about.

Weekly News UpDate

The news that you cannot use was mostly politics and the wedding of the Bush woman child. You just think that cable news gives you all the news you can use...it is a lie.,..they give you some news and mostly crap...my updates show you the crap.

1--Cyclone hits Burma--40,000+ dead

2--75 students in 7 Frats at San Diego State get busted on drugs trafficking charges--higher education?

3--15 Philly cops caught beating 3 suspects on camera--are the just stupid?

4--More wrecks, crashes and chases--who f*cking cares?

5--More bad weather...more tornadoes...more rain............

6--Another Repub bites the sexual dust--Rep Fosella, a champion of morality has admitted he fathered an illegitimate child.

7--Yet another construction crane accident--in Tacoma, WA.

That is it...all the news that NO one can use....Peace Out!