Weekly News Up Date

Because of connectile dysfunction, my cable company was down for most of three days, I have to post my stuff today instead of Sunday.

Here goes, all the news that should be served up with booze.

1--More bad weather, more crashes, both plane and cars.

2--Another Hogan has auto crash problems.--this time, Brooke was not at fault.

3--Space Station has a clogged toilet--now there is a plumber's bill.

4--3 trainwrecks this week--MS, Chicago and Boston.

5--Another construction crane crashes down and kills people.

That is about the gist of all the worthless ass news.