Damn--this is gonna be a good year for dumbass statements by people--this one is from Josef Fritzl, the Austrian dude who kept his daughter in a hole in the floor for 24 yrs, while fathering several children with her.
Recently he told a German news paper:
“I am no monster,” Fritzl said though his lawyer Rudolf Mayer, according to the German tabloid newspaper Bild.
“I could have killed all of them, and no one would have known. No one would have ever found about it.”
OMG! There were two in one day, can you believe it?
This from Vice President Dick Cheney, who spoke to a crowd of Oklahoma Republicans Friday evening.
"When the history is written, it will be said this is a safer country and more hopeful world because George Bush was president," Cheney said, according to Oklahoma's Tulsa World.
Of Iraq, Cheney quipped: "Our strategy is the right strategy. The only way we can lose is to quit.Found this one, but for once it is not necessarily a statement that is anal, but this time it is the idea that is so.
Never mind the radiation: British contingency planners worried there would be a dramatic shortage of tea in the aftermath of a nuclear attack, recently declassified documents showed Monday.
The shortfall of the staple British beverage would be "very serious" if the country were to come under attack with atomic and hydrogen bombs, said according to a memo drafted between 1954 and 1956.
"The tea position would be very serious with a loss of 75 percent of stocks and substantial delays in imports and with no system of rationing it would be wrong to consider that even one ounce (28 grams) per head per week could be ensured," it said.
Now I would say that this is the most important reason not to nuke Iran, not to obliterate the country that Clinton has stated.The hits just keep coming! HA! McCain and the Repubs keep trying to force feed the public that the Dem proposals on health care are somehow "creeping socialism". My friends(to quote McCain) that is pure bullsh*t. But this statement is very amusing.
“But before you decide to sign on to that kind of a program, go to Canada, or go to European countries that have government-run health care systems,” he continued. “My friends, they don’t work, they’re inefficient, and they end up in a two-tiered system where the wealthiest can afford to pay for their own health care and those with low income sometimes wait six or eight months for a routine kind of treatment. And that’s what I’m not going to let happen to the United States of America.” from a speech of McCain
And somewhere I missed the fact that the US does not a tier system of health care. That memo missed my desk completely. For that reason this statement will be in the running for the most anal statement of the year.
And yes it is back--the anal-ocity, the most anal statement ever made by an individual. This one is from your president. And will be in the running for the Assie award for 2008.
"Just and open societies protect and rely on the freedom of the press," Bush said in a statement marking World Press Freedom Day, which falls on Saturday.
"Brutal regimes and others who seek to stifle liberty often do so by closing down private newspapers and radio and television stations. They kidnap, arbitrarily jail, and beat journalists," he said.
Apparently he forgets the Patriot Act, huh?
This one was actually said in 1999, by Hillary Clinton when talking to her hubby about Serbia and the need to bomb.
" What do we have NATO for if not to defend our way of life?”
Now my question is what did Serbia have to do with life in the US? There is the reason it is an Anal-Ocity. It has been reprinted so it will qualify for the 2008 Anal-Ocity awards.
As I have said, this is gonna be an excellent year for asinine statements. From the mouths of a/holes flow the crap of nightmares.
This one is from a now defunct repub presidential candidate, Mitt Romney. You remember him? The rich guy that pissed away a lot of his personal fortune trying to be the next Reagan. HA!
"Liberals are opponents of American culture". Mitt Romney
These guys are just f*cking amazing.
looks like 2008 is gonna be a great year for candidates for the Assie Award. The stupid, moronic and anal statement s just keep flyong out of the mouths of idiots.
This one came from the mouth of Conservative talk show personality Tom Sullivan. Recently he said on the air that:
"Listening to Obama speeches is similar to listening to the speeches of Adolf Hitler".
Now here is guy that has his finger on the pulse of the American people. Dumbass!
Yet another completely anal statement from an otherwise semi-intelligent person.
This one is from Tom DeLay, the former majority leader. He was interviewed on MSNBC, during their coverage of CPAC. When asked about global warning, oh sorry, conservs call it climate change, he actually said.
"There is no scientific proof that people are responsible for climate change". Tom DeLay
Now there is a leader of this country, gets no better than that.
Looks like it will be a really good year for anal statements. It is one one month into the year and already there are 4 contenders. God, I Love My Job!
This submissions comes from Rudy Giuliani's concession speech after finishing a distant 3rd in the Florida Repub Primary.
Rudy said, "return to honesty and substance in our political process...." Giuliani in Fla.
Has anyone been watching the primaries and the campaigns? Have you seen any honesty and substance on either side of the political spectrum? I have not. Maybe I missed something. NOT!
Here is another good one for consideration. It is from last nites State Of The union speech by Pres. Bush.
Bush said: "as long as we continue to trust the people our nation will remain strong.........."
This from the group that gave us the Patriot Act. Does it mean we do not really need it?
Yet another anal statement. This one comes from the ABC show, The View, Sherri Shepard, you remember her, she thinks the world is flat and that it did not exist before 5000 years ago. Not the sharpest pencil in the box. But I digress. She showed a pic of her with Shirley Ceasar and she said that, "Shirley Ceasar was like a black Patti LaBelle".
Apparently this Black woman does not realize that Patti LaBelle is a black singer.
I cannot make this stuff up!
I have found the first anal-ocity of the New Year.
It is something that Jonas Prising, of Manpower Inc said about the dismal economic report just days ago.
"The economy is strong from a historical perspective".
How stupid, we can find a justification for anything in a historic perspective.
Good luck, Jonas, may you become a finalist for the most anal statement of the year and win the coveted "Assie" award.
