Weekly News UpDate

If you are not a political junkie then your media coverage really sucks..Bite me!


You cannot use
A single piece of this news.


1--Paris Hilton's new movie opened in 111 theaters and made a grand total of $25,000. Does that mean she will not get an Oscar?

2--Obama wins his second Grammy and he beats out Bill Clinton...looks like a trend starting.

3--Another school shooting, more crazies, and freaky ass weather in Sou. CA.

4--$160 million art theft in Switzerland....where will they sell this sh*t?

5--Spears may have a new CA law named after her.

6--Sen. Craig is having his pee-pee spanked by the ethics committee---is he smiling?

7--OJ's girlfriend goes to hospital with a head injury--think about it! Does that sound a bit familiar?

8--7 people killed in a highway drag racing incident.....live for the moment...well not again.

Weekly News UpDate

Well this week has been absolutely full of politics and race and gender. So that did not leave much time for worthless crap, for a change. I was pleased but there still was some crap that fell to earth.

1--Another missing blonde in the Dutch Caribbean. This one is a hot 49 yr old with huge fake tits.

2--As usual more plane and car crashes, more fires, more...more....more

3--Is there really a need for a 60 yr old Rambo?

4--More really crappy weather for S. Calif. Go figure!

5--Another person freed from prison because of DNA evidence. How many people have been screwed out of a life because they were not guilty?

6--A US spy satellite is out of control and headed for a crash with the earth. What goes up must come down.

7--Oh yeah, Heath Ledger is still dead.

Worthless news
That absolutely no one can use
Makes me want to take a snooze
Take off your shoes
Grab a shot of booze
Put on some blues
Put on skin-a-max
And relax


Peace out!